BRIAN SAYS



We all know that B~Rok's a real funny guy right? But....do ya know that he's also a really CHEEKY young man??? It's true! Just check out what Brian Says.....................


How did Dairy Queen ( American Ice Cream Restaurant ) get pregnant?

When Burger King showed her his whopper!!

~TV Hits interview~Tell us a joke?


I'm not married!

~Singapore Perfect 10 Radio interview~Do you guys have girlfriends?


Naaaa Neeeee Noooooooo Naaaaaa.....

~Live n Kicking interview~Brian blowing his nose!


We all have very smelly feet!

~BIG magazine~Who has the most annoying habit?

Wrok's note: Erm....do ya people smell something weird???*Holds her nose*


The girl that I kissed-her name was Michelle-she stuck her tongue in my mouth and I was like "Urghhhhhh!" She was in sixth grade and older, more experienced woman.

~Top Of The Pops~How many gals in total have you kissed?


I forgot the words to a song on stage.....I was going "Whoh....whoh...." instead of singing the words. I totally blanked!

~Top Of The Pops~What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in your career?


Hmmm...I supposed it'd be my schnout (That's nose to me and you!)

~Live n Kicking~What do people take the mickey out of you about?


Well....circles are (Looks puzzled) the radius squared times......uh that Pi thing. So the area is 3.14 times "r" squared! There you are!

~Top Of The Pops~What's the area of a circle?

Wrok's note: Hmmm....looks like Brian is pretty good in his Maths!!


I wannabe one of the Spice Girls!!

~Top Of The Pops~Who do you wannabe?


It's a fairy!!

~Top Of The Pops~Brian arguing with Kevin who insists it's an angel!


To you huh?

~Singapore Perfect 10 Radio interview~Brian teasing DJ when she says that Kevin should be married by now!


Nien nien........

~German TV show~When did you first have sex?

Wrok's note: Nien means No in German. But Brian pronounces it as Nine! So he had sex at 9!!!!!!!! Hee hee hee........


Don't tell them everything! Geeez......

~TV Show~Brian asking Nick & Howie to keep their concert lineup a secret.


I love you Kevin!!!!!! I love youuuuuuuuu!!!

~TV Show~Brian pretending to be a female fan of Kevin.

Wrok's note: Brian put on a really high girlish voice when he screamed his adoration for Kevin!!


Yeah....I get bras sent to me all the time....I dunno what to do with them. Cos I can't wear them!!!!

~BIG magazine~Brian on bras!


When the record company brought in these huge flat boxes with the silver & gold discs in them, I thought they were pizzas. I was sooooo excited!!!!!

~BIG magazine~Brian revealing his excitement over the silver and gold discs.



If anyone has an interesting, funny Brian quote, please feel free to write to me!!



Updated on 11 April 1997

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